Quite so scaredy cat enjoyed his time in DC. Here are some highlights of his trip.
He went to the White House to offer Bush some PEZ. He figured the president would like some candy. The Secret Service wouldn't let him in.
He tried to find his congressman on Capitol Hill, but realized he is simply a constituent of the world.
He downed a martini at Off the Record, the bar in the Hay-Adams Hotel where the Obamas are staying. Of course he didn't vote in the last election because he's an inanimate object.
At the Treasury Department, he asked for a bailout. They said no.
Dino-mite! This was his favorite part of the Smithsonian. His favorite dinosaur? The stegosaurus.
On the last day, he heard Bay Buchanan speak. She was a fiery pistol!
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